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Saturday, 13 October 2012

WANNA BE PRETTY OR HANDSOME?


BEAUTY IS PAIN


I was wondering what to write for my blog and I found some really awesome info to share with you all. This is gonna be good, I promise you.

There are a few inventions are made for the sake of beauty, which are really crazy and painful!!! Would you try using after looking at them? You might answer no now. But if everyone has the same mindset as you, why is the demand of these scary things are higher and higher and more “awesome creative” inventions are being made day by day? Perhaps you should try. Who knows? Maybe you’ll turn out to be pretty, sexy, gorgeous babes or sexy, charming, handsome dude? One important key point: After trying then tell me whether there is any side effect or not ya… You’ll be the white mice. Haha… Just kidding…

1) Dermaroller


Look at this invention! Can you see those tiny, painful needles? OMG!!! Guess where this is used at? Your hands? Legs? Body? NOOOO!!! It's at your smooth face! It was last year's cult beauty hit - despite looking like an instrument of medieval torture! 

The needle-studded roller, reportedly loved by Angelina Jolie, works by puncturing the face with 0.5-1.5mm pins, causing it to bleed and stimulating the body's natural healing process. 

It sounds barbaric but advocates claim that the wounds encourage new collagen and elastin to form which rejuvenates the skin, improves hydration and thereby reduces lines and scarring.



Can you still believe this is happening? I'm not too sure too... LOL...

2) Shape your nose and make it higher




1  Clothes pin? Perhaps can be used as clothes pin too. Btw, this is nose pin. It is extremely strong! Imagine strong clothes pin is clipped on your nose. Ouch, it hurts! Look stupid right? However, this will stretch out the cartilage of your nose with some serious force, until you have reached that "Pinocchio" look you've always wanted.

Actually I've a friend's sister who is actually using this and she said she used to have really flat nose and now her nose is beautiful, to me. Not flat at all.


3) Mouth stretcher

Thinking what the heck is this? Btw, this is not from Korea. To get things right, people always think that Korean always do plastic surgery and care about their appearance a lot. This is actually from Japan and they use this to learn how to smile and to get a toned face. Seriously? After looking at this, i did face toning manually by placing both of my baby fingers into my mouth and try contracting/ closing my stretched mouth. After doing that for about 20times, i did feel a little effect on my face muscle. Perhaps it really helps in slimming my fat face. Yippee!!! Oh ya, I was talking about plastic surgery... Below is the statistics of top rank countries that their people did plastic surgery. I thought South Korea would be no 1 but it's not...

Rank                Total Cosmetic Procedures
1.     US                3,031,146
2.     Brazil            2,475,237
3.     China           2,193,935
4.     India                894,700
5.     Mexico            835,280
6.     Japan              742,324
7.     S. Korea          659,213
8.     Germany         524,842
9.     Italy                  350,250
10.  Russia             345,920
11.  Turkey             340,144
12.  Spain               326,802
13.  Argentina        297,813
14.  France             297,438
15.  Hungary          232,981
16.  Canada           216,623
17.  Colombia        192,678
18.  UK                    190,378
19.  Taiwan            186,355
20.  Venezuela      166,274
21.  Thailand          136,798
22.  Australia          130,200
23.  Portugal           128,206
24.  Belgium           126,283
25.  Saudi Arabia   116,666



What about Malaysia? =( Oh Malaysian oh Malaysian, please be more beauty conscious so that next time I can earn more by being a plastic surgeon. LOL... But it's true. That's my current ambition ^^

4) Get thinner by cutting out a rib


Guess since when this type of surgery has been practiced? It was since 1900. Can you believe it? Human are just incredibly amazing! Originally it was a rare procedure performed in special conditions to gain access to the internal organs of a patient. It was found to make the waist seem much slimmer than usual! So yea this is it. I seriously shake my head a few times when I read this. Still couldn't believe it.


5) Get taller by breaking your legs

Despite all the plastic surgeries, one might thought it's impossible to be taller after being an adult but actually i think the quote "everything is possible" or "just do it" are so true! 



First, the doctors slice open your legs and your thigh bones are seen in two. Then, they graft a bunch of metal rods and screws in the middle of the bones and link them to cumbersome metal braces outside the limbs.

And what's the fun part?


After stitching up, they hand you a little remote control with the push of a button, makes the steel rod inside your legs expand by one millimeter. This will enlarge the bone gap within your legs, literally tearing the femur apart and thus stretching each leg by force.

This is how you'll look like after doing so. LMAO... Once a day, every day, you must inflict this terrible, horrible and vegetable pain in order to gain those extra inches. This lasts for up to three months. After that, there will be another surgery and a rehab period of up to six months. 

This procedure was invented in China but they banned this because they think it's too dangerous and painful but Westerners think that this leg stretching thingy is cool.

My dad has a colleague whom his daughter is very short (dwarfism). She flew to US to do this surgery. It took almost 1year to fully recover and from 135cm, it increased to 147cm !!! Awesome right? 

Oh ya! Just imagine while you are sleeping in the middle of the night, someone sneak into your room and press that remote... Oh God bless you!

Who knows you might able to be like that in a day ?! LOL...



Became free delivery sandwiches and S'moores seller, ice-cream seller, root beer float seller, ice-cream bread seller and money collector today. What a tiring but fun AIMST convocation day =) Btw, the thingy i was holding is sushi (obviously) made by Jee Can, President of LEO club. Not bad...